Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Awesome Tote Bag!

My friends and me have a yearly secret santa gift exchange. This year I MADE a lovely totebag. Did you hear that in the back? I MADE it. By myself. I don't know if you have noticed yet, but this is a big acomplishment for me. I'm really proud of myself for making it, and I think it turned out great! What's that? What's that i hear? You're wondering if I have pictures? Silly child, of course I have pictures!

 
Yeah, yeah, be Jealous.




                                                Check out that pink interior!!


 Oh geez, the guilt just set in. I feel like i'm bragging :( Ok, lets get to other people with some....

Shout Outs!

1st shout out goes to Carrie-kins, for her Awesome gift. I finally figured out how to blow-up the punching bag! It is tons-o-Fun to beat! It's hanging from my curtain right now, for safe keeping. I know that kitten is just itching to get it.  :)

2nd shout out goes to Edison's mom, for her really good chocolate cheesecake.

3rd shout out goes to My Government Teacher for his super simple test corrections! Thank you!

4th shout out goes to Michaela Badewanne, for her really cool german secret santa! Thanks a bunch!



Rachael




Sunday, December 19, 2010

Story Sunday # 8

The Stamp Collecting MASTER
Part 2

The hotel isn't too bad, thought Officer Sampson Ingle of the Monroe police station in Lanweilig Montana. The walls of the Old Treasure Inn were all a pale shade of  yellow, and the curtains a blue and yellow plaid. The bathroom of Officer Ingle's room was lavender, with flecks of blue and yellow making a cameo appearance in the towels, soap, and other toiletries. The furnature was a simple shade of tan, and his bed's frame was a light colored wood with a light blue comforter.
Officer Ingle sat down on the bed, laying his small suitcase by his side. The trip had been longer than expected, and now all he wanted to do was sleep. But no, there was to much to do from now to Monday. Officer Ingle quickly got his camera out of his suitcase and left his room.
 At the shore, things proved much more difficult that officer Ingle thought. The stones were slippery and the tide was in, threatening to soak him with every wave. Officer Ingle checked his watch; the time read 6:48, only an hour till eight, he thought. Just to be sure that the time was correct, he took a wrinkled piece of paper out of his pocket, and reaad the poem that was on it again.

“Mansion and beacon,
Side by side,
The stone shall weaken
With the tide.
And there you shall find her,
When the light is at eight
You the beasts will deter
A challenge great”

Reasured, Officer Ingle continues to inspect the rocks for any sign that the 1889 Okeechobee stamp could be hiding there.While inspecting a curiously shaped rock, a sudden bright light surrounded him. Blinking, Officer Ingle looked up and, surprisingly, found a young woman standing there. Unfortunately, the woman was wearing a uniform and a cold expression.
"Beach curfew was 15 minutes ago, sir." she stated calmly, but with an undertone of finality. There was no way he could convince her to let him stay longer. Even so, Officer Ingle had to try.
" I'm so sorry!" he starts, "I just really need to get a picture of the lighthouse," he holds up his camera, "for my nephew."
"It's a little too dark to be taking pictures. Why don't you try tomorrow." she suggests, reaching out a hand to help him off the rocks.
"But he really wants a picture of it while its on!" Pleads Officer Ingle, trying to mask his nerves with a look of determination.
"Sorry sir, but you can't get a picture from here. you can buy a picture in the gift shop, but right now you need to come with me."
Defeated, Officer Ingle took her hand and walked back to the hotel. On the walks, Officer Ingle had a question pop into his head.
"Whats time does the lighthouse turn on?"
"8:30"

To be Continued...
maybe...

Rachael


Thursday, December 16, 2010

Crazy Awesome Gingerbread Houses! & an UPDATE on my life

Cookie Construction: 10 Pictures of Amazing Gingerbread Houses

I think Baba Yaga's is the best! Comment which YOU think is the best!

UPDATE on my life:

My chorus concert was yesterday night, and I'm so happy it is over with. It was NOT fun and I did NOT like it. If your considering doing chorus next year, DON'T. Well, I can't totally rule it out because you may like the things I didn't. But just letting you know, it was more like a Glee club than straight forward chorus.
Any who, Madison got fixed like, two weeks ago, and got her stitches out this past Monday. Its really creepy to see her with her belly shaved, I feel like I've ruined her life. When I'm petting her if I get too close to her cut she'll rear up and paw my hand. It's like she knows what happened and she is upset about it. Makes me sad :(

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Groups

I had an interesting discussion with Carrie-kins today. We were first saying that how after Christmas we should go shopping. Jaquei-poo then said we should all go together, and I said "Yes! we'll just be a gaggle of girls at the mall!" Then Carrie-kins and Jaquei-poo laughed at my improper word mean a group of girls. This got us thinking about all the different words we use to describe a group of things, like a pride of lions or a swarm of wasps . Odd huh? Then think, what if we switched the two, a swarm of lions and a pride of wasps. I don't know about you, but when I hear " swarm of lions " I get a mental picture of a thick swarm of little lions with wings, roaring away. When I hear "pride of wasps" I visualize scenes from The Lion King,  but instead of lions all the characters have been replaced with cartoonish wasps! Very odd, no?
Do you share my intrest in group names? Leave me a comment with some group names you know!

Rachael


UPDATE: I have discovered that these "groups" are called collective nouns. Here is an MSN video that had the same idea I did on crazy types of collective nouns

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Story Sunday # 7

Once upon a time, there was a very busy girl. She had made a promise to herself that she would write a story every Sunday. Unfortunately, this girl did not take into account how much a busy and popular girl she was! She struggled to keep up with her promise, but on one particular week, she had no time. It was 8:02 pm, and she till had homework to do before bed. The tired and busy girl decided the best she could do was a crappy story. After all, a crappy story is better than no story at all, right? Anyway, that story she wrote? Yeah. Your reading it.

Sorry for the bad story, hope you have had a more relaxing week than I have had!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Disney

I love Disney movies. Absolutely love them. I relish in the chance to quote a movie, and Carrie knows it. But something ocurred to me the other day in Physics; nearly all of the Disney movies are missing a parental figure or two. Huh? How can this be?! Let's look at a list of many popular Disney movies and see what the statistics are:


 
color code: No parents yes parents non applicable i don't remember/know
  • Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure, 2009 Tinkerbell was spawned of a childs laughter, therefore she has no parents.
  • Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie, 2009 The kid's parents forget about them, so no parents.
  • Wall E 2008 98 mins. G non-applicable
  • Meet the Robinsons 2007 102 mins. G Orphan=no parents!
  • Bridge to Terabithia 2007 95 mins. PG all preants are present
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007 148 mins. PG-13 Will's dad is dead, and Elizabeths dad dies in this one as well. We don't know whats going on with everone elses parents
  • Ratatouille 2007 110 mins. G Linguini's dad (Gusteu) died
  • Game Plan, The 2007 110 mins. PG Peyton's mom is out of the country, and her dad had been missing for most of her life.
  • Enchanted 2007 107 mins. PG ?????
  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets, 2007 Ben has mommy issues
  • High School Musical 2, 2007 all preasent and accounted for
  • Eight Below, 2006 all good here
  • Cars, 2006 do cars even have parents?
  • High School Musical, 2006 all cool
  • Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior, 2006 all good
  • Kronk's New Groove, 2005 big daddy issues
  • Pacifier, The 2005 daddy dies during the movie (gasp!!)
  • The Incredibles, 2004 all here
  • National Treasure, 2004 Where's momma?
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, 2004 parents divorced. It counts!
  • Pixel Perfect, 2004 all good here
  • Finding Nemo, 2003 coral is gone in the first scene :(
  • Freaky Friday, 2003 no daddy present, but a creepy boyfriend is there
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, 2003 r.i.p. bootstrap bill
  • Lizzie McGuire Movie, 2003 all good
  • Holes, 2003 all fine here
  • The Jungle Book 2, 2003 all good
  • Brother Bear, 2003 Koda's mom died and his dad is nowhere to be found
  • The Cheetah Girls, 2003 Dorinda's parents are gone, she lives with her foster mom
  • Treasure Planet, 2002 Jim Hawkins's dad is gone
  • Lilo & Stitch, 2002 both parents are MIA!
  • Return to Never Land 2002 All good in neverland!
  • Monsters, Inc ,2001 ????
  • The Princess Diaries, 2001  King Renaldi died, now HelenThermopolis has no daddy
  • Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure, 2001 all cool
  • The Emperor's New Groove, 2000 all good
  • Remember the Titans, 2000 all good
  • Little Mermaid II, The: Return to the Sea, 2000 ariels mom?
  • Inspector Gadget, 1999 the inspectors wife? penny's parents?
  • Tarzan, 1999 Tarzans parents?
  • My Favorite Martian, 1999 i really like this movie!!!
  • Smart House, 1999 where is the mom?
  • A Bugs Life, 1998 how about Ata's dad? i think drone ant's die pretty soon after mating.
  • The Lion King II: Simbas Pride, 1998 kovu's dad (Scar) is MIA not to mention Mufasa
  • Mighty Joe Young, 1998 No parents for joe :(
  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 1998 where is Pocahontas' mom?
  • Mulan, 1998 all here
  • Hercules, 1997 separated at birth, COUNTS!
  • George of the Jungle, 1997 Where are mom and dad of the jungle?
  • 101 Dalmatians, 1996 oh look, the parents are here!
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame, 1996 Quasimodo's mom and dad are both dead.
  • James and the Giant Peach, 1996 no parents for James
  • Toy Story, 1995 does Andy have a dad?
  • Pocahontas, 1995 no mom for Pocahontas
  • A Goofy Movie, 1995 no mom for max.
  • Heavy Weights, 1995 all here, i think
  • The Lion King, 1994 NOOOO! NOT MUFASA!
  • Santa Clause, 1994 divorce
  • Angels in the Outfield, 1994 daddy issues
  • Aladdin, 1992 "riff-raff, street rat. I don't buy that!" no parents for Aladdin
  • Newsies, 1992 No parents for Jack Kelly
  • Beauty and the Beast, 1991 Where did Bell's mom go?
  • The Rescuers Down Under, 1990 ?????
  • The Little Mermaid, 1989 Ariel's mom?
  • Oliver and Company, 1988 no family for Oliver. Even his brothers & sisters are gone
  • Flight of the Navigator, 1986 David leaves his parents, but does come back
  • The Black Cauldron, 1985 ????
  • Tron, 1982 ????
  • The Fox and the Hound, 1981 Fox's mom dies of a gunshot. so sad
  • Petes Dragon, 1977 ????
  • Robin Hood, 1973 ??
  • The AristoCats, 1970 No daddy for Marie and the boys
  • The Jungle Book, 1967 No parents for Mowgli
  • Mary Poppins, 1964  all good
  • The Parent Trap, 1961 divorced
  • Sleeping Beauty, 1959 taken away from her parents, COUNTS
  • Lady and the Tramp, 1955 I'm gonna say that Lady was kidnapped
  • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 1954 ????
  • Peter Pan, 1953 no parents for Peter Pan
  • Alice in Wonderland, 1951 ???
  • Cinderella, 1950 Cinderella's parents are dead.
  • Bambi, 1942 does Bambi's mom die?
  • Dumbo, 1941 dumbo was literally dropped from a bird to a mom. No dad, creepy
  • Pinocchio, 1940 made from wood, no parents. But that's just literally. He actually does have a dad, just not a Madre
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937  nope, none at all
So there you go. Oddly enough, it's usually the dad who is missing, no? So all of these tragic deaths and such bring you to the question, Why? I asked my self the same question, and my bright friend Phil had the answer. He told me that Walt Disney had some Daddy issues, and therefore transmitted those feelings into the movies. Whether this is true or not, though, remains a mystery

Rachael

Ps. there are a LOT of Disney movies! Like, a TON!i chose movies that i had watched and knew about, so if i didn't put tone there, that's why. Leave me a comment telling me about the parental problems of a Disney movie i missed!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

STORY SUNDAY #6

This story sunday is a little different. I tried to write a story, but that didn;t work i was trying to look one up. in my search, I found a good article on Wired.com about a six- word story. some of them ae quite good! So I thought, hey, why not? so here it is, my six word story:

fizzy drink, fast car, messed-up shoes

ps. I chose #17 for the photo contest. Wsh me luck at the coffee house this friday! 

Monday, November 29, 2010

HELP ME!

Sorry there was no story Sunday, but i had a LOT of homework to do and didn't have time. I wanted your input on what photo I should send in for a photography contest at school. Leave your answer in the comments with the number (or numbers) of your favorite photo. For good measure, put in what you don't like too. Remember, I can zoom in on the photo, and make it black&white, antique, whatever. Thanks!

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    How nice, to end on a good even number :) I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP WITH THIS! Please comment. I'm hopeless with makeing a desicion, I really want your input. Ask your moms what they think and put that down too, ok? Thanks so much!
    ¬Rachael»◊

    Friday, November 26, 2010

    Product Review!!

    Some stuff worth buying. Or not.

    • John Frieda - Frizz-Ease     Four Stars
    A little purple bottle containing a clear fluid with a syrup-like consistency. This product works really well when you straighten your hair, wet or dry. It makes it shiny, and silky smooth. "Touchably smooth" says my girl Jessica. Here comes the beef: After you put this in your wet hair, you cannot let it dry at all in a bun or ponytail. The product with make your hair feel greasy, and not good.
    • Madison Street: Champagne Dill Mustard     Four Stars
    Some of you know that I am a mustard queen. I don't like mayonnaise or ketchup, just mustard. Anyway, I have tried quite a few types of mustards from regular Yellow to the schmancy Grey Poupon, and I have to say, this one isnt bad. I'll have it on my sandwiches sometimes (although I personally prefer Yellow on sandwiches) but mostly on wraps.
    • Shower Soothers      Five Stars
    Large tablets of a blue powder-cake that come individually packaged. Before taking a show, place an unwrapped tablet by the drain, then shower away! The water breaks up the tablet and releases a pungent sent that clears your sinus'. Not the most appealing smell, but while your taking a shower (and for a while afterwards) your nose is clear.

    • Special K Low Fat Granola     One Star
    You might have heard the commercials for granola, with people saying somethings about granola tasting like cardboard. Well, it's easy to see why they thought that, because this granola tastes rather bland. I usually buy store brand granola, and that tastes better than this. Maybe its the "low fat" thing, but this stuff is nasty.


    Rachael

    Tuesday, November 23, 2010

    Two Minute Mysteries! part 2: the Sequel

    It made you laugh, it made you cry, it made you beat up Ashlee for getting it right! Now, what you have all been waiting for, The second installment of Two Minute Mysteries!

    Please, please, hold your applause! Ok, ok, you can stop now. No really, stop clapping. Soooo.....

    the case of
    The Suicide Room

    Sir Cecil Brookfield pulled back a massive door that opened off one of the arched corridors in his six hundred year old castle in Whales .
    Dr. Haledjian, a weekend guest, peered down into the darkness.
    "A room with four walls- and no floor," said Sir Cecil. "Or rather, a floor 100 feet below the threshold. The room was designed to dispose in secret of troublesome vassals," explained Sir Cecil. "Later, when the beautiful wife of the first Lord Brookefield died in the plague, a grief stricken young forester hurled himself to his doom here.
    "A nasty legend developed from the foresters death," added Sir Cecil slowly. "It is that a young man will jump in the reign of every fourth baron. I am the fourth since the last suicide." Sir Cecil shoved the heavy door shut. "I've ordered a mason from the village. He'll be here tomorrow to seal off the door."
    Haledjian's bedroom was three doors from the "suicide room." As he was retiring for the night,he heard an eerie, dull thud. It could only mean one thing. He hastened to the corridor.
    Sir Cecil was running toward the "suicide room." Together the two men swung open the massive door. Sir Cecil played a flashlight down into the dark pit.
    The beam revealed the body of a young man.
    "Ritchie, my wife's solicitor!" gasped Sir Cecil. "Why should he take his own life?"
    "He didn't," corrected Haledjian. "He was pushed!"


    How did Haledjian know?

     
    Post your answer in the comments! Do it now!

    Sunday, November 21, 2010

    STORY SUNDAY #5!!

    The Queen of Winter
    A story about parenting

    The Queen of Winter looks out her bedroom window on the tallest spiral of her Ice castle onto the rolling hills of snow. In the distance she can see the the skating rink where the people of the land of Winter (also called Winterites) enjoy themselves on the sleek ice. But the Queen does not share the joy of the Winterites, and she fears she never will feel joy again. You see, the Queen of Winter's first born child, Glaciea, was the victim of an untimely death.
    The Queen of Winter had been married to the King Of Winter (called the Prince of Evergreens before the marriage) for quite some time before Glaciea came. Glaciea's birth was celebrated with a grand feast in the Ice Castle, quite an occasion. Glaciea was a very special child, as she was made entirely of ice. Neither the Queen or King was made of ice (both are human), so a child made of ice was very special.
    But alas, the Queen was not thinking on that one fateful day at the Hot Springs. The Hot Springs are one of the few natural places in the land of Winter where a person can warm themselves. It is rarely ever closed, and always had many Winterites bathing there. Because the area is so often frequented, the royale family had decided many years ago to charge a small free of one Pence to use the springs. So, on this horrible day, the Queen had taken the Royal Carrige to the Hot Springs to collect the weeks earnings. She has brought Glaciea along because she was still too young to be away from her mother. The Queen thought it ok to leave Glaciea in the carriage while she was in the Hot Springs building, and besides, the driver was there, and the windows were open a sliver. While in the Hot Springs building, the Queen stumbled upon an old friend she hadn't seen in a long time. She got to talking with the friend, and before she knew it a whole hour had gone by. The Queen rushed to get the earnings, but unfortunately there was quite a line to the fee box. She had waited a half hour to get to the box, but the fates were not on her side that day, for the lock was sticking. she tried to open the box y herself, but was unable to. A Winterite eventually came over and helped her open the box. The Queen finally gathered the coins into her collection bag, and hurried off to the carriage.
    Attempting to still appear calm, cool, and collected, the Queen speed-walked to the carriage, unhelpfully waiting in the far end of the rode. The Queen briefly wonders why the driver had parked way back there when she realizes something; there is so driver! She scans the evergreen trees on the side of the rode, but still does not see the driver. Shocked that her child lay unprotected, the Queen ran to the carriage The Queen quickly opened the side door and sat in the cabin. She subconciously noticed how abnormally warm it was in the cabin, especially for the land of Winter.
    Sensing something wrong, the Queen slowly and cauciously reaches for the blanket that covers Glaciea's carrier. Except, under the blanket, there isn't an ice child. There is nothing at all. At first, the Queen is schocked, who dare take a royal child, the Princess of Winter? The Queen leans over the carrier to look out the window for Glaciea's captor. The Queen puts her hand in the carrier, to stabalize herself. The Queen freezes, then very slowly, moves back into her seat, raises her hand that was in the carrier, and examines the droplets of cold water that rest there.

    Moral of the story: Don't leave your Kids in the car.
    ⋲∫Rachael~á

    ps. I MADE THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM!!

    Wednesday, November 17, 2010

    Update on my Life: In NY!

    Hi everyone! This past pre-Thanksgiving weekend I was visiting relatives in New York. Not the city, as many of you will think, by the countryside. Visiting was very fun, seeing my dad's side of the family, and my mom's side. Stories of my parents childhood were passed around like candy at Halloween, most of them humorous. The highlight of my trip though, was seeing Woodstock.
    Yeah, that's right, Woodstock. Not the little bird that followed Snoopy around, but the place. As in "3 days of peace and music", the '69 hippie festival Woodstock.
    Woodstock is also known for it's guitars and wind chimes in case you didn't know. Coincidentally, Woodstock chimes were in the middle of their huge bi-yearly clearance sale. We bought some stuff, including 3 wooden ducks, a couple chimes, and a lollipop drum thing. At the warehouse in which the sale was located, there was this big gong for sale. People would randomly come up and give the gong a whack, just for kicks and giggles. My sister and I both rang the gong, and I confess, I felt like a rebel.
    
    Excuse the crappyness, i took this w/ my cell
    
    After my family was through with the sale, we entered the small town of Woodstock. We entered several stores, a few of which were clearly capitalizing on the history of Woodstock. The shops were basically forests of tie-dye t-shirts and glass pot holders (a.k.a. bongs). Several shops sold pins with peace signs on them, and almost every shop had some from of reggae playing. Some shops were neat, like the candle shop.
    The candle shop was (as it should be) filled with candles. There were plain candles, and some beautifully decorated candles. there was even a tower of wax made from the leavings of drip candles. The tower was almost to the ceiling, ad was nicely colored, looking like an overgrown willow tree. A willow tree with a lifetime's worth of gum stuck to it.
    We also went to a nice shop with mainly glass. I believe the type of glass was called Venetian glass, a kind of colored glass that is very smooth. There was also a mirror with a kid of Mosaic for a border. It was a pretty pricey store, so we didn't hang around for long.

    We also went into a store that was pretty similar to the others when looking at merchandise. The really neat this about this store though, was some of the furniture. The first picture is of a light brite lamp. You remember light brite right (tongue twister, huh?)? It was the box that lit up, and you would put colored pegs in the holes to make a picture? Anyways, t struck me as a really neat lamp. I had wandered over to the children's section of the store just to, you know, check it out, and there it was. The retro lamp just sitting there, waiting to be found and blogged about. Wish granted lamp, wish granted.
    The next cool thing I found in that store was a cardboard peace sign. Inside a few of the holes of the peace sign were colored strips of paper. On the paper, customers had written words of encouragement, hope, sayings, and sometimes wishes. I remember reading one that said "please let my mom win a lot of money so we con stay in our house". Just reading it made my face drop. The rest that I got to read were pretty stale, saying things like "never give up :)".  I must confess though, I too wrote a generic saying; "You are loved." Still, i thought it was an excellent idea!
    But, the absolute best store i went into was definitely the toy store. Toy stores are always the best, aren't they? This one had a small section on a shelf for bandages. They were different shapes, the most memorable of which was the bacon ones. I know, I know, bacon bandages have been around for a while now. But to see one in person, to touch it, that is a different story. I also bought a pen with a lambs head when the end is. When you push down on the head it lights up and goes "BAAAAA!!". I have dubbed it my test-taking pen, and it was christened this morning in German class. I also bought a ghost key chain to go with my collection. When you push a button on the back of the ghost the eyes flicker a blue light and the ghost goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo" all creepy like. Its pretty neat.
    Well that's all i have for this edition of Update On My Life. See you next time!
    Rachael
    ps. if i have any grammatical/spelling errors on any of my posts LET ME KNOW. Rachael hate being grammatically bad!

    Tuesday, November 9, 2010

    5 minutes of people doing awesome things

    Check out this great MSN video: 5 minutes of people doing awesome things

    In other news; Madison (aka, Kitten) fell off my desk today! But before i tell you the details of this event, i must launch into a back story to help explain. Madison was lying on my desk because she has recently discovered the joys of playing with my computer screen. I know what your thinking, "this can't end well," but you are wrong! You see, she sees the words being typed, my fingers moving across the keypad, the mouse moving across the page, ads blinking and moving, etc. She will sit (usually on my right side) really close to the screen and watch, sometimes poking the screen. Then she'll lay down, with half her body on my key bored. But anyway, she was laying down, facing away from me and I touched the back of her head to pet her. Being the feisty little feline she is, she rolled over to bite my hand, but instead she rolled right off. When she got back up, she was stunned, and kind of paused for a moment, as if collecting herself. Ahh, the joys of animals...

    Rachael

    Sunday, November 7, 2010

    Story Sunday #4!!

    A poem for you.

    Watching National Geographic
    while eating milk-less cereal,
    is my idea of a fun time.
    How about you?

    Climbing up the rickety rope ladder
    and entering the treehouse,
    is my idea of scary.
    How about you?

    Being on the wrong side of the street
    when i'm walking my dog, 
    is my idea of rebellious.
    how about you?

    Telling the same dumb, corny joke
    to everyone I meet all day,
    is my idea of hilarious.
    How about you?

    Writing repetative rhymless poetry
    for a story sunday post
    is my idea of beating the sytem.
    How about you?
    
    Rachael

    ps: Check  out the new series Walking Dead on amc! Its really good! not sure what time it gets on, but its on sundays. It might be 8 or 9 pm, but really! Tivo that stuff!

    Thursday, November 4, 2010

    Questions

    This isn't a list of questions about me. This is a list of life questions, or questions involving life. Questions that i have always had, that i want answered. Can you answer these questions for me?

    • How old is Micky Mouse suppose to be? I don't mean how long has Disney been around, i mean Micky Mouse, how old is he shown to be?
    • Whats the difference between yellow-green and green-yellow?
    • Why do cats hate water?
    • Why is it that some people see things as blue, and other people see it as purple?
    • Why is it that people getting hurt is funny?
    • When will people realize that the grass isn't greener on the other side?
    • Where do all the lost things go?
    • Why does the outside smell like celery?
    • Why do we assume that grown-ups have all the answers, when in reality, they themselves are still growing-up too?
    • Who had the idea to make sunglasses, and why?
    • How does hurting another person make you feel better?
    • When did cave people start to realize that they could make sounds with their mouths?
    • Why do we trust perfect strangers?
    • Why do we use pre-wrap (a medical wrap for injuries) as a hairband?
    • What makes scary movies so appealing?
    • How do sound recorders work?
    • Why do people partake in expensive and painful things, all for the sake of beauty?
    • Why are people so determined to loose their uniqueness?
    • Who got the idea to put patterns on tissue boxes?
    • Why do adults so envy the youth, and the youth so envy the adults?
    • How come nobody realizes that the YOUTH are the most oppressed minority?
    • What makes some people talented, and others not?
    • Why do different languages develope?
    • Why can't i ever match jewlery to an outfit?
    If you have answers to these questions, PLEASE write the queestion number and your answer in the comments. Thanks!

    Sunday, October 31, 2010

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    I'M SO EXCITED! Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday! I'm going to be a Secret Agent with my bestie, Carrie. I wanted to be a secret agent since last year, and mom my said no to wearing the dress i wanted. I thought all hope was lost, but alas! I (along with the genius mind of Carrie) came up with another way to be the rocking secret Agents i wanted to be. Anyway lets get the party started with some Halloween MUSIC!Below is a video with music on it. I'm not smart enough to figure out how to play a MIDI file, so i put music in a long video. With every new song, there is a new picture, so maybe that will help with finding one you like.There is also a little "table of contents" by the video so you can skip to a song you want to hear. Hope it works out :)

    Little Shop of Horrors   0:00-3:27
    Monster Mash   3:27-7:11
    Addams Family Theme   7:11-8:36
    Superstition     8:36-12:07
    This is Halloween    12:07-15:24


    Anyway, what were you guys for Halloween? I really want to know! If you have a blog PLEASE post some rockin' picture. I don't have a picture, but Carrie will (hopefully) put them on her blog, so i can snatch them from her ;)  Did i mention Halloween is my favorite holiday?! I love autumn in general, but i already addressed that on my candy post. 
    Redundant huh? Hmmmm...

    Homecoming! I went to homecoming yesterday and it was HOPPIN'! Tons o' fun, although there was a bit too much bumpin' and grindin' for my style. And really, one slow-dance? Come on, give me a break. Plus the slow dance was the last song too, so whats up with that? OK, brightening things up, let tell a little...
    Ghost Stories!
    An excerpt from Spooky Montana

    retold by S.E. Schlosser
    I found it extremely annoying that one of the bathrooms on my dorm was permanently closed. Especially since the cause was an urban legend. An urban legend, I tell you! According to the story, years and years ago some bloke got himself massively drunk at a bar in downtown Helena and had passed out in the bathroom on the fourth floor. Apparently, he hit his head on the sink as he fell, and his blood had spattered the sink as he slid senseless to the floor and silently hemorrhaged to death. His death was considered a “sad accident” by faculty, staff and townspeople. But that was no reason to shut up the bathroom for decades! I completely discounted the story of the bleeding sink. That was just an urban legend the students circulated to explain the locked door.
    “I’m sick of sharing a bathroom with you disgusting lot,” I grumbled to my roommate. “I’m going to break into the fourth-floor bathroom.”
    My roommate’s eyes widened. “Don’t you know that bathroom is haunted?” he exclaimed. “The bloodstains on the sink are as fresh today as they were when the accident happened back in the 1960s, and sometimes you can hear the boy moaning as his life ebbs away on the bathroom floor!”
    “Romantic twaddle,” I snapped. “My granny lives in a haunted castle in Scotland with ghost stories that would make your hair stand on end. She’d laugh at me if she found out I ignored a perfectly good bathroom because of a few bloodstains. Besides, the maintenance staff told me the bathroom was shut up pending renovations. No big deal!”
    “You’ll be sorry,” my roommate said darkly. I ignored him. He was just sore because I’d lumped him in with the disgusting lot of fellows who mucked up the bathroom on my floor. You’d think someone would teach them to pick up their dirty clothes and clean the sink once in awhile.
    When the dorm quieted down for the night – which wasn’t until late – I hurried up to the fourth floor with a bit of wire I’d purchased at a local hardware store. My little brother and I had become expert lock-pickers over the years, since our mother had a bad habit of locking her keys into the house or the car at least once a week. With all that experience, the lock on the bathroom door gave me no problems.
    The bathroom was rather old-fashioned in appearance and had a disused air. There was dust in the corners, and a spider web drooped from the ceiling. But I heard no unearthly groaning, no mysterious footsteps. I carefully inspected the sink, the walls and the floor. Other than a smallish orange discoloration on the sink, there was no blood anywhere. Ha! So much for urban legends. There was probably something in the water that caused discoloration over time. I turned a tap experimentally, sure that the maintenance staff had shut off the water long ago. To my surprise, water gushed forth instantly. I smiled. Well, well. It looked like I had a bathroom to myself after all! I carefully locked the door behind me when I left.

    I got up late the next morning, and had the downstairs bathroom all to myself. So it wasn’t until evening, when everyone was back in the dorm, crowding in and out of the bathrooms, that I slipped away to use the locked up facilities. It was still early in the evening, and I made sure no one was around before I headed to the abandoned bathroom. With a few twists of the wire, I opened the lock. As I stepped inside, the air temperature plummeted twenty degrees or more and my nose was hit by the pungent, strong smell of fresh blood. A second later, I saw the blood-spattered sink.
    Bright-red gore was everywhere – on the porcelain, on the walls, oozing down the sides of the sink. And hovering before it, his feet a good six-inches off the ground, was the luminous form of a college-aged boy wearing old-fashioned clothes in the style of the 1960s. His forehead had a disfiguring dent smashed into it, and blood was dripping down his face. As I gaped at him, horrified and frozen in terror, he turned and looked at me. Then he held out a blood-stained hand. His eyes were desperate, pleading for help, and I heard a low moaning sound coming from between his blood-stained lips. The sound raised every hair on my body and made the skin prickle in sheer, cold horror. I backpedaled fiercely, my legs scrambling to get away while my eyes and head remained fixed on the ghost, on the bloody sink. A drop of red blood fell from his outstretched hand as I stared at him. Then the momentum of my legs carried me through the door, which slammed shut behind me, and the hot, pungent smell of fresh blood followed me through the halls and down the staircases until I was outside into the chilly air of autumn, breathing deeply. My knees shook so bad that I fell onto the nearest patch of grass, stomach heaving. Oh lord! The ghost was real! No wonder they kept the place locked up.

    I lay on the grass for a long time, ignoring the chill in the air. This was a natural chill which comforted, not that unnatural chill that had frightened me upstairs. I breathed in and out, in and out, watching the stars above me, bright even through the campus lights. I took comfort from the huge, clear expanse of sky. But I still felt reluctant to go back inside that haunted building. I shuddered once, from head to toe. Oh how my granny would laugh if she knew her big brave grandson was too scared to go back inside a haunted dormitory. It was the thought of granny that got me back onto my feet and upstairs to my room. But I didn’t care what granny or anyone else thought of me. I was never going back to the fourth floor bathroom. Once was enough.



    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    Thursday, October 28, 2010

    Songs with girls names

    It;s amazing how many songs have a girls name in it. I mean really, all these songs have made having a song titled after you not-so-special anymore. It kinda sucks. I mean really, check it out:

    Alice, Avril Lavigne                                  Maria, Sound of Music
    Angela, Bob James                                  Michelle, The Beatles
    Angie, The Rolling Stones                        Ms. Robinson, Simon & Garfunkel
    Beth, KISS                                       Proud Mary, Creedence Clearwater Revival
    Carrie, Cliff Richard                           Rhiannon, Fleetwood Mac
    Cecilia, Simon &Garfunkel                      Skin (Sarabeth), Rascal Flatts
    Cindy, oh, Cindy, The Beach Boys        Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond
    Gloria, Van Morrison                                                           
    Helena, My Chemical Romance
    Hey There Delilah, The Plain White Tees
    Janie's got a Gun, Aerosmith
    Jenny (867-5309), Tommy Tutone
    Jessica, The Allman Brothers Band

    Its crazy huh? I mean GOSH. I feel bad for the people who DON'T have a song named after them. Its like buying a souvenir mug for someone. You know how they have like, a bazillion names, just not the one your looking for? It sucks. BTW, these songs are all pretty good. I especially like Beth, Cecilia, Helena, Jenny (867-5309), Maria, Michelle, Rhiannon, and Skin (SaraBeth). The song titles are each links to a youtube video so you can listen to the song!

    Sunday, October 24, 2010

    STORY SUNDAY #3!!!

    Untill Somebody Gets Hurt...

    Kevin Jordice was walking home from school on any typical Thursday. Well, it was more like running really. It’s actually a wonder he’s such a slow runner, because he ran home everyday to escape Jones McCarson, a notorious bully. Jones was average height, but thickly built, muscular. On the other hand, Kevin was slightly taller than Jones, but skinny, not an even match. Anyway, Jones McCarson was chasing Kevin, and thankfully, Jones was also slow. But today Jones must have had a Redbull, because he caught up with Kevin, so basically Kevin was dead meat.

    Jones slammed Kevin on the concrete sidewalk, and stood above him. Jones leaned over so his face was parallel with Kevin, then spat on Kevin, right in between the eyes. Kevin wiped away the spit, and attempted to stare Jones down. It must not have worked, because Jones just smirked and shoved Kevin’s head into the concrete. Kevin tried to resist the sanding of his face, but Jones was just too strong. When Jones was through grating Kevin’s face, he kicked Kevin in the kidneys. Kevin’s body shrunk as he curled into the fetal position, bracing himself for more abuse. But today, Jones desired a new form of beating was necessary. He was feeling that he should “switch things up.”

    Jones picked Kevin up by the shoulders, and threw him onto the grass of the park. While Kevin was recovering from the shock of the throw, Jones picked Kevin up again, and threw him, farther this time. Jones threw Kevin again, and this time, Kevin’s back hit a rock. A loud snap echoed through the trees. After a second of silence, Kevin’s bloodcurdling scream shattered the calm, and Jones’ face fell.

    Kevin was taken to the ER. Jones stayed in the waiting room for five hours, waiting for news on Kevin. The hospital staff, who didn’t know who Jones was, began calling him “Kevin’s buddy”. Jones wouldn’t talk to anyone who came up to him. He stared at the floor, not moving, rarely even blinking; when finally a nurse came out and told him Kevin was ok. Jones looked up at the nurse. “Kevin broke a rib. Do you know what happened?” Jones took a moment to answer. He scrunched his eyebrows together, and then told her “No.”

    From that day on, Kevin ruled over Jones. From the time Kevin came to school with a torso cast, to several days after the removal of it, Jones carried Kevin’s books. Even if Jones’s classroom was on the other side of the school from where Kevin was, Jones carried Kevin’s books. He brought Kevin’s hot lunch to him when ever Kevin bought. Jones went through a sort of enlightenment. He was no longer loud and obnoxious; he had became silent, pensive. Jones friends stopped talking to him, scared that his behavior might rub off on them.

    Then one day, on an ordinary Thursday in January, as Jones was carrying Kevin’s backpack (as well as his own), he told Kevin something. He talked slowly, thinking every word out carefully before he said them.

    “Kevin,” he started. Jones had stopped walking, causing Kevin to stop as well. “I just wanted to say,” he thought really hard, and he showed signs of an internal struggle. He stuttered a bit came out, struggling to make them sincere. “I’m sorry.” He looked meaningfully at Kevin, who seemed slightly shocked at this confession. Jones on the other hand had begun looking at the ground intently, as if searching for an answer.

    Kevin then smiled, and awkwardly patted Jones on the back. “It’s ok Jones-y. I forgive you.”


    ps: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAIGE!

    Thursday, October 21, 2010

    CANDY!

    Now, I'm not much of a candy hog. I prefer to space out my consumption of candy, rather than to have a sweets binge. A couple of my candy binge friends know this, because they are amazed at the amount of candy I can store from the holidays. But sometimes, I do candy binge, but only on certain sweets. So, i would like to present to you...

    My favorite candy!


    1. Haribo Alphabet letter Gummy Candy.                  2. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups



        



                                                      3. Nestle Crunch bar
      


    4. Whoppers, the Original Malted Milk Ball







                                                              5. Sour Skittles















    That's about it for my favorite candies. A pretty varied list, no? A little trivia, Haribo gummy candies actually originated in Germany. They were made by a man named Hans Riegel, and the headquarters are in Bonn. (Haribo, get it? Its an acronym) Haribo is the largest manufacturer of gummy and jelly sweets in the world.  Reese's Peanut Butter Cups were invented by a former dairy farmer and shipping Foreman of Hershey named Harry Burnett Reese. He was inspired by Milton S. Hershey (his boss), so he left the Hershey company and started his own candy business out of his basement. After his death the company was later sold to The Hershey company.Whoppers are also owned by Hershey's. Hershey bought them quite recently in fact, in 1996. There are six different flavors of Whoppers: Original (chocolate), Strawberry, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, vanilla milkshake, orange milkshake, and blueberry. Personally, I think that a strawberry, blueberry, and orange flavored Whopper is disgusting, as is the Peanut Butter and Vanilla one. Chocolate is the best :)

     There is nothing special about a crunch bar, or skittles really. I thought skittles would have an interesting story, but they really don't. So, yeah. I hope you guys enjoyed my Candy post, and as always REMEMBER STORY SUNDAY!!
     Your buddy,
    Rachael


    UPDATE: I have recently descovered a love for Almond Joy and Mounds. Just thought you should know, for, like, a christmas gift or something *cough* carrie *cough*.