Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Awesome Tote Bag!

My friends and me have a yearly secret santa gift exchange. This year I MADE a lovely totebag. Did you hear that in the back? I MADE it. By myself. I don't know if you have noticed yet, but this is a big acomplishment for me. I'm really proud of myself for making it, and I think it turned out great! What's that? What's that i hear? You're wondering if I have pictures? Silly child, of course I have pictures!

 
Yeah, yeah, be Jealous.




                                                Check out that pink interior!!


 Oh geez, the guilt just set in. I feel like i'm bragging :( Ok, lets get to other people with some....

Shout Outs!

1st shout out goes to Carrie-kins, for her Awesome gift. I finally figured out how to blow-up the punching bag! It is tons-o-Fun to beat! It's hanging from my curtain right now, for safe keeping. I know that kitten is just itching to get it.  :)

2nd shout out goes to Edison's mom, for her really good chocolate cheesecake.

3rd shout out goes to My Government Teacher for his super simple test corrections! Thank you!

4th shout out goes to Michaela Badewanne, for her really cool german secret santa! Thanks a bunch!



Rachael




Sunday, December 19, 2010

Story Sunday # 8

The Stamp Collecting MASTER
Part 2

The hotel isn't too bad, thought Officer Sampson Ingle of the Monroe police station in Lanweilig Montana. The walls of the Old Treasure Inn were all a pale shade of  yellow, and the curtains a blue and yellow plaid. The bathroom of Officer Ingle's room was lavender, with flecks of blue and yellow making a cameo appearance in the towels, soap, and other toiletries. The furnature was a simple shade of tan, and his bed's frame was a light colored wood with a light blue comforter.
Officer Ingle sat down on the bed, laying his small suitcase by his side. The trip had been longer than expected, and now all he wanted to do was sleep. But no, there was to much to do from now to Monday. Officer Ingle quickly got his camera out of his suitcase and left his room.
 At the shore, things proved much more difficult that officer Ingle thought. The stones were slippery and the tide was in, threatening to soak him with every wave. Officer Ingle checked his watch; the time read 6:48, only an hour till eight, he thought. Just to be sure that the time was correct, he took a wrinkled piece of paper out of his pocket, and reaad the poem that was on it again.

“Mansion and beacon,
Side by side,
The stone shall weaken
With the tide.
And there you shall find her,
When the light is at eight
You the beasts will deter
A challenge great”

Reasured, Officer Ingle continues to inspect the rocks for any sign that the 1889 Okeechobee stamp could be hiding there.While inspecting a curiously shaped rock, a sudden bright light surrounded him. Blinking, Officer Ingle looked up and, surprisingly, found a young woman standing there. Unfortunately, the woman was wearing a uniform and a cold expression.
"Beach curfew was 15 minutes ago, sir." she stated calmly, but with an undertone of finality. There was no way he could convince her to let him stay longer. Even so, Officer Ingle had to try.
" I'm so sorry!" he starts, "I just really need to get a picture of the lighthouse," he holds up his camera, "for my nephew."
"It's a little too dark to be taking pictures. Why don't you try tomorrow." she suggests, reaching out a hand to help him off the rocks.
"But he really wants a picture of it while its on!" Pleads Officer Ingle, trying to mask his nerves with a look of determination.
"Sorry sir, but you can't get a picture from here. you can buy a picture in the gift shop, but right now you need to come with me."
Defeated, Officer Ingle took her hand and walked back to the hotel. On the walks, Officer Ingle had a question pop into his head.
"Whats time does the lighthouse turn on?"
"8:30"

To be Continued...
maybe...

Rachael


Thursday, December 16, 2010

Crazy Awesome Gingerbread Houses! & an UPDATE on my life

Cookie Construction: 10 Pictures of Amazing Gingerbread Houses

I think Baba Yaga's is the best! Comment which YOU think is the best!

UPDATE on my life:

My chorus concert was yesterday night, and I'm so happy it is over with. It was NOT fun and I did NOT like it. If your considering doing chorus next year, DON'T. Well, I can't totally rule it out because you may like the things I didn't. But just letting you know, it was more like a Glee club than straight forward chorus.
Any who, Madison got fixed like, two weeks ago, and got her stitches out this past Monday. Its really creepy to see her with her belly shaved, I feel like I've ruined her life. When I'm petting her if I get too close to her cut she'll rear up and paw my hand. It's like she knows what happened and she is upset about it. Makes me sad :(

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Groups

I had an interesting discussion with Carrie-kins today. We were first saying that how after Christmas we should go shopping. Jaquei-poo then said we should all go together, and I said "Yes! we'll just be a gaggle of girls at the mall!" Then Carrie-kins and Jaquei-poo laughed at my improper word mean a group of girls. This got us thinking about all the different words we use to describe a group of things, like a pride of lions or a swarm of wasps . Odd huh? Then think, what if we switched the two, a swarm of lions and a pride of wasps. I don't know about you, but when I hear " swarm of lions " I get a mental picture of a thick swarm of little lions with wings, roaring away. When I hear "pride of wasps" I visualize scenes from The Lion King,  but instead of lions all the characters have been replaced with cartoonish wasps! Very odd, no?
Do you share my intrest in group names? Leave me a comment with some group names you know!

Rachael


UPDATE: I have discovered that these "groups" are called collective nouns. Here is an MSN video that had the same idea I did on crazy types of collective nouns

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Story Sunday # 7

Once upon a time, there was a very busy girl. She had made a promise to herself that she would write a story every Sunday. Unfortunately, this girl did not take into account how much a busy and popular girl she was! She struggled to keep up with her promise, but on one particular week, she had no time. It was 8:02 pm, and she till had homework to do before bed. The tired and busy girl decided the best she could do was a crappy story. After all, a crappy story is better than no story at all, right? Anyway, that story she wrote? Yeah. Your reading it.

Sorry for the bad story, hope you have had a more relaxing week than I have had!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Disney

I love Disney movies. Absolutely love them. I relish in the chance to quote a movie, and Carrie knows it. But something ocurred to me the other day in Physics; nearly all of the Disney movies are missing a parental figure or two. Huh? How can this be?! Let's look at a list of many popular Disney movies and see what the statistics are:


 
color code: No parents yes parents non applicable i don't remember/know
  • Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure, 2009 Tinkerbell was spawned of a childs laughter, therefore she has no parents.
  • Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie, 2009 The kid's parents forget about them, so no parents.
  • Wall E 2008 98 mins. G non-applicable
  • Meet the Robinsons 2007 102 mins. G Orphan=no parents!
  • Bridge to Terabithia 2007 95 mins. PG all preants are present
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007 148 mins. PG-13 Will's dad is dead, and Elizabeths dad dies in this one as well. We don't know whats going on with everone elses parents
  • Ratatouille 2007 110 mins. G Linguini's dad (Gusteu) died
  • Game Plan, The 2007 110 mins. PG Peyton's mom is out of the country, and her dad had been missing for most of her life.
  • Enchanted 2007 107 mins. PG ?????
  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets, 2007 Ben has mommy issues
  • High School Musical 2, 2007 all preasent and accounted for
  • Eight Below, 2006 all good here
  • Cars, 2006 do cars even have parents?
  • High School Musical, 2006 all cool
  • Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior, 2006 all good
  • Kronk's New Groove, 2005 big daddy issues
  • Pacifier, The 2005 daddy dies during the movie (gasp!!)
  • The Incredibles, 2004 all here
  • National Treasure, 2004 Where's momma?
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, 2004 parents divorced. It counts!
  • Pixel Perfect, 2004 all good here
  • Finding Nemo, 2003 coral is gone in the first scene :(
  • Freaky Friday, 2003 no daddy present, but a creepy boyfriend is there
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, 2003 r.i.p. bootstrap bill
  • Lizzie McGuire Movie, 2003 all good
  • Holes, 2003 all fine here
  • The Jungle Book 2, 2003 all good
  • Brother Bear, 2003 Koda's mom died and his dad is nowhere to be found
  • The Cheetah Girls, 2003 Dorinda's parents are gone, she lives with her foster mom
  • Treasure Planet, 2002 Jim Hawkins's dad is gone
  • Lilo & Stitch, 2002 both parents are MIA!
  • Return to Never Land 2002 All good in neverland!
  • Monsters, Inc ,2001 ????
  • The Princess Diaries, 2001  King Renaldi died, now HelenThermopolis has no daddy
  • Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure, 2001 all cool
  • The Emperor's New Groove, 2000 all good
  • Remember the Titans, 2000 all good
  • Little Mermaid II, The: Return to the Sea, 2000 ariels mom?
  • Inspector Gadget, 1999 the inspectors wife? penny's parents?
  • Tarzan, 1999 Tarzans parents?
  • My Favorite Martian, 1999 i really like this movie!!!
  • Smart House, 1999 where is the mom?
  • A Bugs Life, 1998 how about Ata's dad? i think drone ant's die pretty soon after mating.
  • The Lion King II: Simbas Pride, 1998 kovu's dad (Scar) is MIA not to mention Mufasa
  • Mighty Joe Young, 1998 No parents for joe :(
  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 1998 where is Pocahontas' mom?
  • Mulan, 1998 all here
  • Hercules, 1997 separated at birth, COUNTS!
  • George of the Jungle, 1997 Where are mom and dad of the jungle?
  • 101 Dalmatians, 1996 oh look, the parents are here!
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame, 1996 Quasimodo's mom and dad are both dead.
  • James and the Giant Peach, 1996 no parents for James
  • Toy Story, 1995 does Andy have a dad?
  • Pocahontas, 1995 no mom for Pocahontas
  • A Goofy Movie, 1995 no mom for max.
  • Heavy Weights, 1995 all here, i think
  • The Lion King, 1994 NOOOO! NOT MUFASA!
  • Santa Clause, 1994 divorce
  • Angels in the Outfield, 1994 daddy issues
  • Aladdin, 1992 "riff-raff, street rat. I don't buy that!" no parents for Aladdin
  • Newsies, 1992 No parents for Jack Kelly
  • Beauty and the Beast, 1991 Where did Bell's mom go?
  • The Rescuers Down Under, 1990 ?????
  • The Little Mermaid, 1989 Ariel's mom?
  • Oliver and Company, 1988 no family for Oliver. Even his brothers & sisters are gone
  • Flight of the Navigator, 1986 David leaves his parents, but does come back
  • The Black Cauldron, 1985 ????
  • Tron, 1982 ????
  • The Fox and the Hound, 1981 Fox's mom dies of a gunshot. so sad
  • Petes Dragon, 1977 ????
  • Robin Hood, 1973 ??
  • The AristoCats, 1970 No daddy for Marie and the boys
  • The Jungle Book, 1967 No parents for Mowgli
  • Mary Poppins, 1964  all good
  • The Parent Trap, 1961 divorced
  • Sleeping Beauty, 1959 taken away from her parents, COUNTS
  • Lady and the Tramp, 1955 I'm gonna say that Lady was kidnapped
  • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 1954 ????
  • Peter Pan, 1953 no parents for Peter Pan
  • Alice in Wonderland, 1951 ???
  • Cinderella, 1950 Cinderella's parents are dead.
  • Bambi, 1942 does Bambi's mom die?
  • Dumbo, 1941 dumbo was literally dropped from a bird to a mom. No dad, creepy
  • Pinocchio, 1940 made from wood, no parents. But that's just literally. He actually does have a dad, just not a Madre
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937  nope, none at all
So there you go. Oddly enough, it's usually the dad who is missing, no? So all of these tragic deaths and such bring you to the question, Why? I asked my self the same question, and my bright friend Phil had the answer. He told me that Walt Disney had some Daddy issues, and therefore transmitted those feelings into the movies. Whether this is true or not, though, remains a mystery

Rachael

Ps. there are a LOT of Disney movies! Like, a TON!i chose movies that i had watched and knew about, so if i didn't put tone there, that's why. Leave me a comment telling me about the parental problems of a Disney movie i missed!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

STORY SUNDAY #6

This story sunday is a little different. I tried to write a story, but that didn;t work i was trying to look one up. in my search, I found a good article on Wired.com about a six- word story. some of them ae quite good! So I thought, hey, why not? so here it is, my six word story:

fizzy drink, fast car, messed-up shoes

ps. I chose #17 for the photo contest. Wsh me luck at the coffee house this friday!